“A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.”
all of these children are me
i literally just spit all over my computer laughing
“There are none so blind as Stevie Wonder.”
it’s always darkest before daylight savings time oh my god
when the blind lead the blind, get out of the way
A bird in the hand is going to poop on you
(Source: geekpanties)
Posted 3 months ago with 122019 note(s)
via: thecodeoftheuniverse • source: geekpanties Tagged: #DYING OMG MAKE IT STOP #LAUGHING #my chest hurts omg #ow #don't bite the hand that looks dirty #a miss is as good as a mr. #the pen is mightier than the pigs #an idle mind is the best way to relax #a penny ssaved is not much #two's company three's the musketeers #children should be seen not spanked or grounded #you can lead a horse to water but How? #omf #DEAD
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